Super Sonic Sunshine

Super Sonic Sunshine is a game released for the Sega Gamesphere in 2072, the only console that is "Spherical" Normal people would think it's made by Sega, when in reality, it was designed by chimpanzees and a bunch of Ugandan Knuckles on a ZX Spectrum.

Why it sucks the sun's big round testicles

 * 1) first off, the plot rips off Mario Adventure 2 where the main character is convicted of a crime he never committed then he has to say the sky is falling like fucking "Rooster Big"
 * 2) he level design is atrocious and hurts the player's soul
 * 3) The soundtrack is horrendous, the only track in the game is "Mine Diamonds" by MCAP Steve
 * 4) There are no more power rings from Sonic 32X in this game, it's just about finding sprite cranberries, and you have to get every sprite cranberry to get the true ending
 * 5) That fucking annoyance Dr Eggman Jr makes an appearance and is such a simp the he kidnaps Amy and calls her mama, click this link to take a look at this simp and laugh at him and say it's not ok to be a simp https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/sonic/images/d/d2/Robotnik-Jr..png/revision/latest?cb=20190214110257
 * 6) Sonic fucking goes to Ohio where there are boofy monsters.
 * 7) Sonic's design in this game is fucking attrocious take a look https://yt3.googleusercontent.com/ytc/AGIKgqM0U4bEdynJXm_LRWF6EyvDO6qbkbmZthBAGFqZ=s900-c-k-c0x00ffffff-no-rj
 * 8) Infact, this game is buggy ass hell, too many glitches

Only redeeming fucking quality

 * 1) this game may have been praised, but that's because every game in the 2070s was a sewage fest, except for Pac-Man the great quest